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A Letter to the American People


DEAR AIRLINES:

Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.

Replace all the female flight attendants with young, good-looking strippers!

They don’t even serve food anymore, so what’s the loss?

The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a “party atmosphere” going in the cabin.

And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.

Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn’t need a salary, thus saving even more money.

Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women.

Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues.

This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right — a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.

Why didn’t Bush or Obamathink of this?

Why do I still have to do everything myself?

Sincerely,

Donald Trump

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