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An Inside Joke

June 18, 2017

Do you know what an Inside Joke is? It’s a joke that only works inside my head!  That’s an Inside Joke. And by the way, that, in itself, is an Inside Joke!   However, since you are here, why don’t you check out some of my other blogs: IT’s Lost Art of Software Engineering: https://softwareengineeringhandbook.wordpress.com/ […]

1947 to 1948

March 15, 2016

This should give you a laugh…Just thought you should know… The year was 1947. Some of you will recall that on  July 8, 1947 , more than 65 years ago, numerous witnesses claim that an Unidentified Flying Object, (UFO), with five aliens aboard, crashed onto a sheep and mule ranch just outside  Roswell ,  New […]

When did the Internet Begin (found in email)

August 17, 2015

HOW THE INTERNET STARTED…THIS IS ACTUALLY  ACCORDING TO THE BIBLE ( KING ARTHUR VERSION ) . (THERE’S NO SENSE TRYING TO USE GOOGLE FOR THIS ONE, OR EVEN CHECKING WITH SNOPES… THEY EITHER WILL LIE TO YOU, OR JUST DON’T KNOW. TRUST ME !:-) In ancient Israel , it came to pass that a trader […]

The Coyote Principle

August 11, 2015

The Coyote Principle found in eMail Aug 11, 2015 CALIFORNIA The Governor of California is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and attacks the Governor’s dog, then bites the Governor. The Governor starts to intervene, but reflects upon the movie “Bambi” and then realizes he should stop because the […]

Thank you: Wayne Allyn Root

July 18, 2015

By Wayne Allyn Root Someone is getting very nervous. Obama. Valerie Jarrett. Eric Holder. Hillary Clinton. JonCorzine…to name just a few. And I know why. I wrote a book entitled, “The Murder of the Middle Class” about the unholy conspiracy between big government, big business and big media. They all benefit by the billions from […]

Recent Palindromes

May 14, 2015

The current week has dates that can be written like this: 5/11/15 5/12/15 5/13/15 5/14/15 5/15/15 And EACH of these can be written backwards (as a Palindrome) to show the same date: 5/11/15,  5/12/15,  5/13/15, 5/14/15, 5/15/15. Just thought you would all like to know that. bgbg

Scary Bad: Future Voters Speak!

April 27, 2015

You want to see and hear something truly scary?  Here it is: http://safeshare.tv/w/oHbxeOtsOP Ever wondered why we are where we are today?  And we will most likely be tomorrow?

Proofreading as a Lost Art (found in email)

March 26, 2015

Proofreading is a dying art, wouldn’t  you say? Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this.  It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!! They put […]

US Government now Responsible for all Team Name Selections

December 22, 2014

Thanks in no small part to “Being Politically Correct: That’s right folks.  The US Government is now moving to take control over all Team Name Selections.  Due to our expectation to insult no one ever except for whoever the Muslims may want to insult, the US Federal Government is trying to take control over selecting all […]

Should’a Would’a Could’a

November 3, 2014

If you spend a lotta time on “Should’a Would’a Could’a” but Didn’t maybe you ought’a think about this. Spend more of that time on “Gonna” based on all that you might’a learned from all that “Should’a…” thinkin. And then get out of your “Used ta” mode and go DO SOMETHIN’!!!